I never understood how they made the public sphere that much worse off. I have always enjoyed Kim and Khloe and am a little embarrassed that I bought into the hate for a little bit. I am also a huge fan of Pari Hilton’s album.

YES! I said this too. This is the ULTIMATE proclamation of white privilege, and that is why it is SO outrageous to me.

“She used to tell us that teachers treated her differently than other people and a lot of them acted like they didn’t want her there....”

I can’t wait for the “she did good in the black community” crowd to migrate from Gawker to Jezebel.

IN FAIRNESS

Wrong. No one is funnier than Paula Poundstone.

Yes.

oh my god

My Mirena failed and I wound up with an ectopic pregnancy.

Yeaaahhh, a few of us queer folks in the mini-apple have used that term for years. I’m old and in the cheap seats, is it not du jour where you’re from? [edited to add: seriously y’all, I’m asking...is it not cool to say? Don’t leave me hanging!]

Sigh. If my avatar weren’t already so perfect......

you miss who wrote BroBible’s piece?

I can't speak highly enough of Ireland. Lots of visitors, everyone is in a good mood, and drinking in the afternoon is a national pastime. I've never been hit on or been bought so many drinks in my life. And let me be the first to point out this was not a time in my life where I was particularly well dressed or…

It doesn't matter where you go. Because there will be Australians there. Find the Australians.

Frankly, anywhere the US Navy is. In all my years abroad surrounded by shirtless, inconsistent men, the U.S. Navy supplies the most polite, eager-to-please men with loads of disposable income. I think it's the effect living on a boat with a bunch of other dudes.

Seriously. Common as Lionel Richie? Come on, people. We need this as a civilization.

Ok Chrissy Teigen’s role on the show is ill defined and sexist and LL is not the greatest host the world has ever seen, but the trash talking and lip synching are entertaining. Perhaps it does not deserve to be a whole show but it’s more fun than a lot of things on TV, where else can you see Common dressed as Lionel…

A-freaking-men. In my circle, I’m the biggest (height and weight wise), and they always disparage themselves, and I can’t help but think that they think I’m a whale. Even though they tell me that I look great.

I stopped fat shaming myself out loud when I realized how much it was hurting my friend who is larger than me. I have friends of all shapes and sizes, but my body dysmorphia usually causes me to feel like I’m bigger than most everyone (even in terms of height, though I’m only 5 feet - dysmorphia is weird). I made a…

You motherfuckers better not vote Netflix over sex. If you do, you deserve to die alone and sexless, rotting away to the flickering blue light of your TV as it plays an endless loop of hot streaming garbage, while your dog eats your toes. May it takes MONTHS for your neighbors to find your body!