Uh uh, nope, no way. I want my scary things to stay dead when they die.

Anybody else want to name their band "Spitting Cobra Meat?"

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

I am very pro-this! If you spend a few years making sure to watch every episode of Fashion Police that airs the day after an awards show (Me. Hi.), you will realize that Kelly Osborne knows fashion. Like, for real. I hope her clothing line does very well.

Two things, I guess:

It's not about you.

Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.

You'd think some of the money they save short changing women on salaries could go to free tampons for all.

No, backhair is the problem.

I've even contemplated laser hair removal, but the procedure requires a perfect balance of affluence, desperation, and masochism that I have yet to reach.

Those things try to cut me in half.

That thing would ride up your butt so fast.

Love the new Gawker logo.

So Sisqo was actually requesting a cleanliness check?

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

I like their PINK collection of cotton thongs that are like $3 a pop. Those things are awesome.

Honestly I am surprised this is a problem. I've been on team thong for quite some time and this has never happened to me. Maybe I should quit my job and dedicate my life to preaching the gospel of wet toilet paper? If this ever did happen to me I would probably be done with thongs forever :/

Cotton thongs are the sheet. I know most people hates Victorias' Secret, but they make these great lace-top cotton thongs that are super comfy.