OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

I don't need feminism because I like having no legal recourse when my husband beats me.

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.

I think Rachel Bilson has the former-OCer fashionista thing covered, but nice try, Mischa!

"Take of this wine, it is my blood. And after the blood/wine, we shall retire to the temple gates to holler at some bitches."

"An ass so tight you could bounce a shekel off of it."

"Have you heard about my resurrection and Second Coming?"

Why do you think he took so long dragging that stupid cross where he needed to go? So many hotties on the ancient sidewalks, he had to keep stopping to collect their phone numbers for their ancient sin-phones.

A WOC friend of mine experienced something she reported to the cops. (She didn't want to talk about it with me but she felt duty-bound to report it the cops.) And she told me later that one of the police officers———himself also a person of color——-asked her if she really wanted to do that to a brother. She retorted, …

I think the best response to him may be that understanding why people may act in an offensive way, and that it may be a reaction to inequalities, doesn't forgive the individual actors. Further, why is female silence in the face of this behavior a positive for anyone? Why should any one of us silence ourselves if we…

I wish I could belch on command like I could when I was a kid. God damn that would be the best response. A nice robust belch, like what Barney from The Simpson's can do.

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at that lovely ass."

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

Shonda, just make Olivia and Mellie get together. Mellie can become the POTUS with Liv as her First Lady and personal fixer. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

JUST TAKE THEM ALL DOWN YOU SHITFUCKS

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

WHEW! Good thing everyone who hasn't heard the term let us know about it!

"I have no fucking idea what it even means." Classic MPDG. Just classic.

for a minute i wanted my okcupid username to be "notyourMPDG" but then i figured i would have to explain it to all the sriracha-netflix-vonnegut-loving brooklyn bros what that meant and okcupid is already frustrating enough