Also, my fave objectification song ever, Shoop.

I have no sympathy for stupidity.

Your comment is extremely offensive to me, the OP. If you are confused as to the meaning of my post, you should contact me about it. If you had asked me about it, I would've clarified politely that this is not my meaning. But no, I will not be spoken for in an article about a vicious rape. We could've had a…

Nope. She doesn't have a good point. Neither do you. The only point you have is "If that isn't sexism, I don't know what is." It's not sexism, and you obviously don't know what is.

Yet a-fucking-gain some jackass got here and requires this:

Everything is weird and I'm frightened.

This would be my sister's story... I should send her over here because I swear she must have a dozen books worth of restaurant stories.

For real, the ice pack story is my single favorite story submission ever — even more than White Tiger or any of the revenge stories.

I bet you're fun at parties.

This story has 2 unreliable narrators and a bunch of horny facebookers.

2 unreliable narrators and a bunch of horny facebookers.

I like the way you math.

Basically Wentworth Miller + Jessie Williams + Rob Evans = Jeremy Meeks

I'm like half vomiting and half falling asleep. Can you die that way?

I've been following Frostie on CO and the reason they left his hooves to drag on the ground is that he may regain use of them and the stimulation may help that happen. It doesn't hurt him, either.

That tail wag! That bleat! I died.

Isha, while I appreciate the focus brought on this hashtag, I think you're extremely wrong to characterize "everyday misogyny" as somehow distinct from the misogyny which fueled Rodger's machinations and eventually his killing spree.

"... in accordance with Minnesota Health Code 69"

They just couldn't resist, could they?

I believe it was Nellie Bly who intentionally exposed herself to yellow fever for a story. Her risk was far more reasonable than the one you took in even ordering the Flatizza. Please, as your friend, I ask you not to be so foolhardy in the future. We need you...

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