My grandma always wore red lipstick. She passed away at 85 and she always looked fab! In fact, before the funeral home picked her up I applied her red lipstick, painted her nails her favorite shade of rose gold, fixed her hair and had her nurses dress her beautifully. Grandma would never leave the house looking…

My aunt (she's in her late 60's) always buys me a tube of red lipstick when she comes to town. When I was 11ish she told me gloss was for 'working girls' which I didn't get at the time but I'm pretty sure meant prostitutes.

Damn, my grandma was one of the most uptight, prudish, repressed-by-her-religion Bible bangers EVER and she still slapped on a red mouth every day well into her eighties. She even wore it to church! GASP

I think I can explain.

Pfffft Thora Birch's best work was clearly informing us all that pudding in balloons works way better than tissues to stuff our training bras in Now & Then.

Can we make it clear that the husband in Love Actually is CHIWETEL EJIOFOR?! Why would you ever think about leaving him?

"If you're pre-born, you're fine, if you're pre-schooled, you're fucked."

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

I dislike the framing that they should remove the life support because the fetus is abnormal because even if the fetus was fine, they should still be following the family's wishes.

I would marry Jordan.

This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

YES, THANK YOU. DYING OVER HERE.

You kids and your Tinders and your Tweets.

But why can't it hurt them?

Hmmmm. Jan 20th. Jan 20th. What's the proper way to celebrate the anniversary of not her being sworn in as Vice President?

These people break my heart. Seriously, like it hurts me to see so much hate and ignorance.

Just when I think I can forgive McCain, Palin goes and says shit like this. To think after all McCain had done to serve his country, subjecting us to Palin on a national stage is his legacy. Blerg.

If you just lived that, I nearly peed myself laughing. If you just made it up, I do not love you any less.

Dude, "so called Christians"? Who died and made you Jesus?

Way to miss the point. This is all about the power imbalance between doctor and patient. It is wrong because she was a patient, not because she is a woman.