I don't want this to get lost in the beauty of Mal's perfect reaction, but as someone who actually is, by training and prior vocation, a medical ethicist, I wanted to give y'all the link for the American, British, and Australia/New Zealand medical association professional guidelines for social media use.

But... You ARE blaming her.

No, no, no. Women laugh alone with salad. Smiling is for yogurt and tampons.

This ad is wrong on two counts: that the girl is white, and that she is smiling near a picture of pizza.

"Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"
I mean, I get where you're coming from, but that sentence makes me feel super uncomfortable (for entirely selfish reasons) to be honest. The selfish reason is that…

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.

So she can finally be with Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will it also tell when I've had too many daquiris and am too drunk to listen/care about the sunburn? Because that would be really handy!

"Yeast logs of satan" is now right up there with "devils dandruff" as my favorite evil expressions! Thanks for that!

It sucks a lot because I am, as a professional and a person, interested in body image and eating disorders but I also know that I am really susceptible to things like this (I could never have studied thinspo and pro-ana/mia websites during grad school) so I feel compelled to read the article because I want to know…

Delicious, garlic salt crusted, buttered yeast logs of Satan. Yes, please!

Thank you so much for articulating this.

When I was an insecure college freshman, Good in Bed was a godsend. The protagonist was wickedly funny, even as she voiced my fears about the way my weight would limit my future, that nobody would ever love me, nobody interesting would ever hire me. It was a reminder to buck up, kid, it'll be fine.

I totally agree with you! I feel the same about positive body images, no matter your size/shape, but I'll look in the mirror at my legs and wonder how they would look if I had a thigh gap. Not like I'm breaking my back working out trying to get one, but like you, it's in my head now. :/

Don't worry, grasshopper, one day you'll achieve master status.

#BikiniBridgetoTarasLabia

I feel the same way. Exactly. Really right down to not knowing it was a thing and now thinking about it from time to time. :(

#BikiniBridgeOverTroubledWater

I judged myself as having gained too much weight when I no longer had said "bikini bridge."

I feel like we should all grow out our pubes like crazy till they make bikini bridges and then just spam the hashtag with pictures of our bushy crotches in bikinis. Who's in?