Yeah Amy Poehler's a prick. SHE PRICKS MY HEARTSTRINGS WITH HER WONDERFULLNESS!!! And *sob*, good-bye Rob and Rashida. I will bring plenty of tissues to that episode.
Pointless. Obesity is an epidemic and the cause is ingrained in the foundation of our country.
If you are who you say you are:
I mostly just wish her blog was better-written so I could enjoy it.
Don't shit anywhere that isn't a bathroom.
Oh shit. Totally forgot about the aliens. Forcing another being to bear your chest-bursty offspring is on par with rape, I'd say.
If women didn't have orifices, they wouldn't get raped.
Women, permanently block all of your orifices! (Even your ears!) You'll die, of course, but you won't be raped.
I recently noticed that every single rape I've heard about occurred on planet Earth.
#TeamWeevil, baby.
There are days when Maru videos are pretty much the only thing that keep me from giving up on the Internet. Maru should be President of the Internet.
Correction: Maru has never not been completely amazing.
God, people were SO racist back then. I'm sure these are "nude" pants. Couldn't they make them in a wider range of skin tones?
Nope. India, Africa and South America have latex shortages as well.
Do they not have brains wherever you're from, dipshit?
Oh well, now that she is Roma and poor, nobody cares, right? She is not the right kind of blonde angel.
Sincerely, I never think about my body unless I'm reading articles about women and body perception. I'm just a HOT BITCH. (Yes, my ED recovery has been miraculously awesome).
Geez man, when you start to hear all these stories of what a weird old creep Alan Thicke was back in the 80s, it's just like NO WONDER Kirk Cameron went all super Jesus on everybody. Shit, no wonder.