Zac Efron and Lily Collins would make adorable eyebrow babies.

Whenever I see the guys from Duck Dynasty, all I do is wonder what may be living in their beards.

At least he didn't say his dick feels like corn.

For everyone who keeps saying, "BUT IT'S A CHIPMUNK!!!" - no, it isn't. Palm Squirrels look sort of like chipmunks (with the stripe) but they have a longer tail

If this is true I should be nothing but one giant tit by now. Like the one that chased Woody Allen in that movie.

Hey baby, my thing is totally engorged right now. Why don't you make like a ziploc and create a tight seal. Around it. Ooh.

The imagery brought up by the words 'swollen, ziploc bag, wrist watch and crazy glue' all in the same supposedly SEXXXXXXXXXY song just convinces me that whatever he is doing, he is doing it wrong.

Right up there with that Usher song "In the Club" with the rap interlude saying something about "bagging you like some groceries." Blech.

I love Celia Cruz the way Cher fans love Cher.

These comments are killing me.

That what I was thinking.

Oh my god...ME TOO! The BIGGEST frown consumed me!

I must be naive, but I had to read these horrible lyrics multiple times to realize he was even referencing blow jobs. I truly hope this isn't his version of sexy talk. Then again, considering his target demographic, maybe this is sexy to them? *shudder*

Also, he has a little whiny, baby voice. Ewwww.....

To be fair, a chimp with an erection could sing those lyrics, but you get it.

So I normally don't care about wedding stuff. BUT...
Kelly Clarkson's dress/flowers/hair are fucking werkin. I love all of it. Exactly what I would go for if I were to get married. Loving every bit.

Kelly's wedding pics are making me home sick. I love Tennessee.

I'm confused. I can't see what Hugh is looking at in either picture.

OH MY GOSH - REDDIT IS JUST LIKE OBAMACARE. password given to me didn't work, now I've filled everything in, still won't let me sign in.

YUP.