Be careful, the Olitz army is cray. Anyone heard speaking out against Fitz is subject to intense trolling.

And even if for some reason she DID expect it ... HOW THE FUCK IS IT OK???

Only good thing about this story—YES LAURA BECK IS DRINKING WINE. PUPPY VIDEOS ARE IMMINENT.

The government just started back up and you're already demanding new entitlements! The NERVE of you liberals!

Sigh.

Does it make me a bad person to look at his hair and know the he is a douchebag even before he opened his mouth?

I once tried catcalling. I leaned out the window and idled past a young woman and shouted, "I really like your shoes! Woo-HOOOOOO!"

Why is your name YOURS but a woman's name is her father's?

We have separate bank accounts. Apparently I'm a big time man hater with my marriage practices.

It's sweet as fucking hell and...damn...I might catch hell for this, but it's a good argument for why public transportation for the elderly needs to be improved and why people should perhaps be discouraged from driving at some point.

I've read his publications. He writes like he, and only he, knows what is going on and the entire world is stupid, except for him of course. He seems like one of the most condescending people in the world.

Fuck yourself sideways LOL thanks for that, I'm going to use it.

after 20 kids, do they even feel sex anymore?

The GAP came to our campus regularly as well. My university had to create a specified "Protest Zone" in the main quad because of the reactions students had to them - they were allowed to be there, but everything to do with them had to remain inside a pretty small designated areas. People were getting into shouting…

I love this: "I don't think "general opposition to the existence of fetuses" charts very high." Can I borrow it sometime?

Seriously. She's such a weirdly narrow moralizer. Fetishes are cool. Twin brothers having sex with each other is cool. Alcohol is the root of all evil and the destroyer of worlds.

She has an incredibly dangerous attitude, because she's trying to convince people that their perfectly healthy loved ones have an addiction problem that they bloody don't.

In what universe is Michael B Jordan single and alone if he doesn't want to be?!

I trick men using witchcraft and my cagey vagina. I don't need makeup for that.