I have heard this before, too, and I’ve actually tried to “transition” and it was a DISASTER. The no-poo people kept telling me that I should have stuck with it longer (like 2-3 weeks) and I was like “nope, gotta live my daily life in the meantime.” I guess I will just continue to be this weird daily shampoo girl.

I mean, my hair is legit gross if I’ve had a sweaty workout (I also think I might sweat more—or sweat more in the scalp region—than most people). My blonde, fine hair becomes limp, greasy, and a dullish brown color if sweat is just allowed to dry in it. It also gets kind of smelly. It is also clear that this is not…

This is an interesting approach, and I may have to try it. I am nervous because my hair is fine, so the moment my scalp is sweaty, my hair is drenched, but obviously being able to go longer between shampoos would be nice. I have learned so much from this kind-of-off-hand post!

I am 100% serious, I have learned so much from this thread. I mean, I knew other people could go longer without shampooing, but now I am extra jealous of people whose hair gets PRETTIER the more oil it has! (I realize that this presents a whole different set of problems, but the grass is always greener, etc.).

What I always wonder about these types (I am also lumping in the “I don’t use shampoo” people here), is do they not exercise? Or are they not sweaty people? Like, I have fine blonde hair, so daily washing is my usual jam, though I can stretch it out a day if I use dry shampoo and haven’t worked out. But the minute I…

Oh I 100% agree. I just wasn’t sure if she’s the only one with the authority to do so, or if the entire clerk’s office is as bigoted as she is.

Can anyone explain to me what position the other staff in the Clerk’s office are in? Could any of them still issue a license, or are their hands tied by Davis’ insane Last Stand?

So like, sometimes I need to use the mirror to make sure my contacts haven’t rolled up in the back of eyeball. Should I just go use the boys bathroom mirror, Y/N?

In fairness, liking rap music and liking this song are two completely different things. I would classify this as “poorly constructed lyrics with little substance or rhythm, subclass: inappropriate relationships.”

Honestly, is wearing a condom during sex the ideal scenario, sensation-wise? No. Is it the END OF THE WORLD as many dudes would like you to believe? No.

I think you’re right, which makes me sadder.

Is the Thought Catalog piece not satire? Like honestly, it’s so far-fetched, I assumed it was a not-terribly-funny attempt at satire.

Wait, was it not satire? I honestly assumed the TC piece was satire.

Ugh, yes. I am always like....so are we just going to chill here with a single finger resting in my vagina, or?

Like, we can maybe work up to what you’re trying to do right now, dude, but my clit and my vag cannot go from 0 contact to washing machine spin cycle in 15 seconds.

when guys try to finger you like they are tenderizing a steak

I mean, on the one hand, I get it...are the VMAs really the hill you want to die on? On the other hand, she has a real point—like it or not Anaconda was MASSIVE and should have been nominated for video of the year. I don’t think it’s wrong or entitled for her to feel slighted by this. She’s absolutely right that this…

Are you my British alter ego? This is my MO. I don’t wreack any havoc, I don’t order shit online, I don’t cry or fight. I just seek out all the people in my life who I love the most and make SURE they know I love them and think they are the most wonderful creatures on god’s green earth. If you are with me, this will…

Part of what makes me so angry about this is that if you look at the whole transcript, the PP doctor in questions explains why she does the job she does—she was an OB/GYN resident and had a woman admitted who was bleeding to death from a (presumably illegal) late-second trimester abortion. She said watching that woman…

Good lord I want it to be George Clinton.