Did your willful obtuseness require practice and honing, or is it just natural talent?

Wow, look! you're so advanced you just did a whole little comment conversation there all by yourself. Didn't even need the OP to actually respond.

"regardless of where one stands...."

My heart. You have it.

Good point! If I've figured out a way to carry this giant thing with me, I'll just throw my own shorts, shirt, flip flops and toothbrush in a bag.

Right?! I've had some interesting nights, but never have I ever walked home an embarrassed mess. I might have been a mess, but I held my head high.

Ugh, you're right. I'm sure it's one of those horrid "one-size-fits-all" dresses that actually only fits 10% of people and even then is horridly unflattering on 98% of them.

You understand me! I feel like I would enjoy going out with you. You clearly know how it's done.

I know, right?! I thank my boobs every time I go out. They always hold onto everything, and they've never let me down. This is particularly useful in the summer when I'm wearing dresses and don't have any pockets at all.

Yes, but coat checks at clubs/bars (at least in my area) are like $10 and I like to save my money for important things, like booze and cabs. Plus, I'd never check my purse.

Burt, I will donate my body to science for this important research.

Right? Like have these people ever had a one night stand with someone they met at a bar/club? Because this is not a practical solution.

Who the hell goes out for the night with a bag big enough to hold this kit? If I'm out and in the general mood for a one-night stand, I am not carrying my giant daytime purse. I am maybe carrying a wristlet, and more likely carrying nothing because I've stuck my ID, cash, and a credit card in my bra.

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T?!?!?!

Hey you. I like your style.

I resent his implication that my breasts, though large, are not also akin to a nice sharp cheddar.

So you're too busy to read blogs, but you're not too busy to write comments that are needlessly bodysnarking?

March 15, not the best day for oppressive ruling folks, historically speaking. Let's hope history repeats itself, shall we?

It sort of all depends on how you count it (ex: favor abortion being legal in "all" vs. "most" circumstances), but generally millennials are pretty much the same as our parents on other social issues.

This has 100% been my experience with my Republican peers. I'm a millennial, and I can think of only....1? republican that I personally know who is opposed to gay marriage/LGBT rights. All the other ones I know roll their eyes when their batshit elected officials start pontificating about the gays. In fairness, most…