Beware the Ides of March, motherfuckers.

Indeed it is. Hopkins is a pretty regular fixture in the State basketball tournament.

Okay, I'll spell it out. I was jokingly implying that you're just bitter because Hopkins beat your school (the Hopkins vs. Eastview game was the other "crazy last minute shot game").

So I take it you're an Eastview alum?

I'm not a trainer or anything, so maybe someone else can answer your question better, but you're both right and wrong, I think. Women build muscle in different ways than men, but it's certainly possible to get large muscles as a woman. And no matter what, that ass is the result of LOTS of squats (with weight).

Yup. Glutes are just like any other muscle. Train them enough, and they'll get bigger/more toned. The more toned they are, they higher up they'll sit, too, which can make the butt look bigger.

This is the first time I've had a tub, and aside from the size concerns, I know how often I clean it, and I rent this place and who knows what the fuck went on before I moved in, so, I would be hesitant to have any kind of sexytimes in it. Plus, also shower sex is just kind of more trouble than it's worth.

Yeah, I'm a Youth who understands what surfboarding is, and I still think that. There's literally no way I could manage it in my tub.

I'm not a huge fan of hers, and genetics definitely plays a role in the size of her bum, but her ass has a lot to do with fitness. Girlfriend probably does millions of squats, presses, etc. to get an ass like that. It's not just big—it's pretty much pure muscle.

If your friend things women don't know when our asses are being checked out....he should consult an actual woman sometime. Trust me, we usually know.

I find all of her outfits ridiculous. I've perused her Instagram, and in exactly 0 of her photos is she make-up free, sweaty, or tired. I'm all for popularizing fitness and especially strength training for women, but she's just perpetuating the image of this being some effortless (or minimal effort) thing that happens…

Per usual, traits typically associated with women of color are only "attractive" when they are on a small white girl. I'm actually intrigued that more commentary hasn't been made on this.

I think you're right that the LW+friends are not as comfortable with Marina's transition as she's trying to make out, but I also think I would be uncomfortable with Marina's presence given the circumstances, too. I can't speak for the LW, but for me, it would be the "naked activity with my ex/person who was lewd to…

That was exactly my question. I've worked retail and shit happens (literally, sometimes). It would never occur to me to follow up with the customer. I think the manager acted appropriately—what was she supposed to do, call the customer up the next day and say "that gross thing—still grossed out?"

Are you me? Are we living the same life? Because, I've, like, definitely never done that either. And I've also never done it more than once.

I do the same. One of the guiding principles of my life is that I always want to be able to live with myself. I'd rather call 911 and have it be nothing in the end than spend my life thinking "if only I'd called when I thought I heard my neighbor screaming," you know?

What I mean is that she's a fictional character with those traits, and she isn't necessarily portrayed as "bad" or "catty," which is usually how women like this are. She's not really at the level of the anti-hero, but I like that she's been allowed as a female character to go that direction without the audience also…

As a Minnesotan, I would like to co-sign your ridicule and incredulity at the term "snowmachine." WTF? They are snowmobiles. Everyone knows that.

Don't even get me started on how OVER Fitz and Liv I am? I'm really supposed to believe that these two badass women would be vying for this loser? In my mind, they have banned together, realizing how stupid Fitz is, and taken over the world.

As a clinic escort, I'd advise you not to engage. These people are all kinds of crazy, they LOVE a shouting match. They are also super litigious. I'd recommend a firm "Don't talk to me, I'm pro-choice" while you keep moving. And if you want to show your support for the escorts, we always love it when random…