Here. Cleanse yourself.

Darker, Gayer, Different.

Pebbles will live on forever...

I once road in the glass elevator next to Marry Barra’s at GM Renaissance Center mouthing “merger, merger, merger, merger” as she pretended not to see me.

No lowballers, I know what I have

I feel like this is the foundation for a Seinfeld episode where George wants to go to space to gain 3 inches of height.

Don’t worry. There will always be money in the banana stand.

Adios, Adois.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Roy Moore almost rushed the field, but saw bush and decided against it.

The good news is Roy Moore can’t be elected so long as every Alabama fan has already burned the state to the ground.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Translation:

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

TLDR; being a tennessee fan is the worst. i haven’t put this many words together in one sitting in a long time...i apologize for the length and my shitty writing. i just feel like this needs to be shared, lol.

Who needs football when you have the NFL.

CP

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Southern Californian here, grew up taking surfing classes for PE. You don’t need to tell me about the badassery of seagulls. Hell, there’s a reason that the sword style from Lone Wolf and Cub is called “Seagull/Suio Style:”

Oldsmobile