Auburn football is my worst enabler. I must have done something HORRIBLE in a past life to be a fan of this team. Sometimes I wish I was a fuckin Bama or (to hit the other end of the give-a-fuck spectrum) Mizzou fan so I wouldn’t have to deal with the FUCKING STRESS BEING A FAN OF THIS GODDAMN PROGRAM GIVES ME.

Hi everybody! First off, fuck the refs and that cracker from Virginia! Secondly: Tommy Tuberville had a life-size cardboard cutout of himself in his home gym.

Ohhhhh buddy let’s go down this rabbit hole. So! The rallying cry of “War Eagle” apparently came from the immediate post Civil War-era (around the 1870s when Auburn was still the Ag & Mech College of AL) when dudes could just straight-up own birds of prey like it was goddamn Mongolia. One day some cracker brought his…

The the best part of all this is that every fan who flew to ATL for this is going to have to wake up tomorrow morning, probably hungover as all hell, and try to survive 85/75 (or, God help them, 285) in Monday traffic trying to make their flight at Hartsfield-Jackson.

Wolf and Fox but no Falco?!

I’d rather have $1,500 and buy my ‘88 Suburban Silverado (which aped the Sierra Classic in both paint scheme and deer lights but with the 7.4 L (454 cu in) V8)

though it was built over 100 years ago and designed for livestock.

I found one on some of those grouped hay bales that usually have level 1 gear on them.

All these replies and no one has mentioned The Dollop episode 8

My grandpa had a third-gen Seville in the 90s. In the fall, winter or spring it was fine but during summer when parked in the sun (in Alabama) the dark velveteen upholstery and navy paint made the heat and humidity in the car completely unbearable. Its what I imagine being inside a coffin in Hell was like. Dark,…

And yet the pursuing officer still managed to lose sight of it.

I had a buddy who worked at a call center for HR complaints for a widespread southern chain and he told me that since it takes so much time and money to promote managers from within the ranks most of the time a sexual harassment/HR complaint was filed against a manager they would just move them (the manager) to…

Wow, nearly 250 replies and no mention of the Drive-By Truckers?

I think its just a lack of creative DM’ing.

Who gives a War Damn?

I wonder what they had in the cargo space.

You forgot the Plainsmen

Fuck Brady

This “1933 Ford Vicky” in Dadeville, AL for $40,000

$500 1982 Chevy trashpile