I think the picture shows an MRAP (a lot of those were, controversially, made available to police departments after the Iraq war), and I get the impression that a nearby city has a lighter, more SUV-like armored vehicle called a Gurkha that might also have been involved.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

“Yeah, sure. Australia’s got a lot of poisonous spiders and snakes and stuff. It’s tough out there. BUT a lotta labs will pay good money for a fanged wolf bug or a black snake thing. I’m sayin, you go out there with your best snake bag and three to four old pasta sauce jars (with the labels peeled off and holes…

“It was the Super Bowl this league and this world deserves”

Wait, the Sixers got rid of Hip Hop? Nas was right, it IS dead.

Just wait until the Flyers win it and they let a fan eat horse shit out of it

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target. 

My best, Ed

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Maybe he gave one to Bridget Moynahan.

They are cousins though. And France is the home of Les Cousins Dangereux.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Flowers in the Arctic