I'm wearing a tiara and floor length gown tomorrow. If the cashier at the grocery store doesn't adress me as "Your Royal Highness", heads will roll

One time I walked to the store in a military-style jacket and got drafted into the Vietnam War.

Whenever I wear khakis people make me do their taxes.

That’s the general idea (with a colonel of truth). But I’m not sure I would put major effort into it.

So Rev, dressing as a man of the cloth means you want to be addressed as a paedophile, okaaay then.

lab coat and dorky glasses means porno

I always think of the Cardassians on Star Trek TNG.

that’s right.

But what are clones, if not human “remixes”, you know?

I had no idea Silicon Valley was so windy.

Bitch didn’t have her money?

Or he could grow it out and use it to cover his face.

For me it’s Bo and Kenzie from Lost Girl... I loved that whole friendship right from the first episode to the last.

I watched Push last night. 2009: Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Djaimon Hansu (sp?), Ming Na, and Cliff Something (The Maori fellow — he’s on that new walking dead that takes place in LA). Set in Hong Kong, bit of an action film. Neat premise about gifted people (psychic gifts).

Daria and Jane are awesome, but my current fave girl BFFs are Jessica Jones and Trish Walker. Their bond ended up being one of my favorite things in the show. Forget Luke Cage, Jess and Trish were that show’s OTP.

She’s freaking adorable! I wanna smoosh her face!

Hey, belles and beaux!

Wow that’s a huge dick. His penis is pretty big, too.

I don't get why people on here hate Ryan and Blake. I always figured they were a charming couple!