“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Perhaps he was always just a Chris Evans, he just happens to have a British accent so we assumed there was more depth.

I have just been told that Penny Dreadful seasons 1 and 2 are now available on US Netflix. The first thing I wanted to do was let Jezebel know. This message will be repeated over the coming weeks and moths.

Two very thirsty people spend a lot of time near water.

When I was there last summer, I befriended ALL the Italian cats!

I lost my husband seven years ago, let my house and my health go to shit, and I’m fighting my way out of it now with a combination of hard work and martial arts, planning things I want to make, and reorganizing my house to be a home instead of a rubbish tip for my stuff. I’ve thrown out something along the lines of…

I’ve lived and worked in Turkey, and highly doubt there would be any sort of rush to work in the European Union. The reason for the large Turkish population in Germany was that Germany literally imported them to rebuild after World War II (and then fairly well deprived them and their children of civil rights,…

And the noses! There must be like one guy in LA who specializes in men’s rhinoplasty.

I was going to say “this is why beards make men look so generic”, but fuck, they all look really similar even without them. Do they all have the same hair stylist?

is this like how Kyle XY had not bellybutton?

Aw honey, you’re a nut.

TMZ’s graphic made me think of this.

This is so horrible. I liked his performance as Chekov a lot. He was instantly likeable on screen. His poor family.

I larfed.

I've noticed this on fb. The oversharers tend to be my friends in their 40s, including my sister. Not that everyone around that age is like that, but it's noticeable.

God bless the comments. I too was worried.

We had an intern leave a drunk voicemail on the company machine at 3am. He slurred through the whole thing to let us know that he wouldn’t be coming in the next day because he was sick.

i see everything.

The wonky-ass metaphors in this piece are going to sustain my black, goo-filled heart for at least the rest of my work day, if not across the temporal board.

God, it finally happened — I forgot how to read. Because I have no idea what any of this means.