This story is awful on so many levels, but what’s really upsetting me most is the fact that these dudes are completely unapologetic, and yet they’re being released back into the public. They are a public safety hazard.

Oh yay! Croatian law turning rape victims into unwilling participants in a “sex for pay” scheme... basically, they become the equivalent of sex trafficking victims: sex workers against their will. That’ll totally help with the trauma, letting rape victims know that their hellish experience isn’t even worth the cost to…

This is absolutely disgusting but I am very glad that these men have been named and shamed all over the media down here.

FUCK THIS SHIT

You would think that this is so, but it was pretty bad when an exasperated Mr. Crumbs pulled up a map of Asia and they were STILL arguing with him. In other news, he’s no longer working there...

I like this Funny or Die video from last month

I was so proud, honestly. She was in there for a long time, and I was like “wow what took so long?” She said “Oh, I asked for an STD test and they had to draw blood. I told you not to come in with me because I knew you’d faint.”

Aw, that sucks! Well if you’re in the EU, as I’m going to guess by your name, you probably at least have easy access to Phyto? I LOVE their 7-plant day cream stuff.

“We must, we must, we must increase the bust

Hrm, have you ever tried a lightweight moisturizing leave-in conditioner stuff? I love Aveda’s Damage Remedy leave-in. It’s full of things that actually absorb into your hair, rather than fat silicones and such. Or, a light prep spray like R+Co’s “One” might help? Both, for me, seem to add smoothness and moisture…

Me either! I haven’t seen it yet but it’s definitely on my list. I saw a clip of this scene and SWOON. And not only is he a great dancer, he’s an AMAZING singer... it’s almost too much hotness.

Squish away! (his scabby bald spot was shaved by the vet, and everything’s healed. Also, note the collar saying “please return me” because he has snuck into every house in our village in search of people to squish his face!)

I just got back to Chicago from a trip to Nashville, finished up some court case stuff for the boyfriend. Long story short boys stay in cheap hotels and he just happened to get attacked and robbed and beaten, and this hotel was trying to say they shouldn’t pay. He got a hefty settlement without having to to to trial…

Too many kitty pics not to share some of my own. I mean...... It IS Caturday😻

He's still got it

Is it just me or is he like getting sexier as he ages? I mean I like Jurassic Goldblum but I was watching him in Portlandia a few nights ago (so still, a few years ago) and was like damn... did he get hotter?

Happy Saturday night! Here’s what I’m up to. And I’m going to keep posting sloth paintings until I get ungreyed. * Languidly shakes fist in the air *

Where my un/underemployeds at? I finally have some momentum on the jobs front—interviewed for an ideal job last week, and for a pretty darn good one this week. Pretty good one round two is Thursday (for two hours). It’s odd that these are right on top of each other. Cheers to maybe being employed in my field before…

Hell, yes, the night belongs to Jeff Goldblum! I will take that silver fox, original sexy nerd any night.

Oh man, I might be losing my mind, BUT: It’s cold here in southern Georgia and if I have to be cold and miserable I want snow.