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“Relax I’m back chilled – just battered the wife!!! Feel better now!!!”

Tu C U màn

John: “Can’t stand Nashville. Was walking downtown with my slampiece bitch checking out the country bars and I start seeing the black people hanging out there. I mean what are they even doing there? Probably just got out of prison for the fourth time. Saw one woman with a small child and no man around, lol you know…

Some ex-players have tweeted that they want male refs that are experienced in VAR to help with the remaining matches. Women’s soccer has fought hard to get respect and autonomy from the mens game, so veteran players saying this means the current system is super fucked.

I miss the days of heated deadspin comments being “Your balls smell like poop! Oh and here’s a picture of a cloud that looks like a dong.”

Thank you for doing the research I'm too lazy to do 

There is a story in KC about him being pulled over after a station party. Cops find him drunk with a young coworker, pants at his feet. He gets out of the car with his pants still down, tiny pecker looking like a cocktail weenie in a forest, and berates the cops about how famous he is. His wife subsequently leaves…

He certainly has a face for radio.  Fortunately he won't be on it much longer.

Yah but Churchill Downs puts all their dead horsees into KFC crispy chicken buckets, so we all kind of win in the end.

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

Neville doesn't care about the children.  An entire generation of kids had to grow up watching him try to play professional soccer. 

They aren't wrong. Liverpool won the Champions League behind the pace and power of their African star, James Milner.

Luis, your coverage of the women’s wc, gold cup, and Copa America have been much appreciated. Keep it up.

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

I have used the pub trivia name I Call My Dick Cheney Because It Shoots People In The Face for years, and now I feel vindicated.  

Feliz Navidumb

In defense of VAR, there apparently was a rule change in both womens and mens soccer back in March that stated a keeper must keep one foot one the line (or even with the line, if they are in the air diving). This is a throwback to the old days of keepers not being able to move until the kick is taken, which is…

“I think it’s the parents who have to grow up.”

That it happened in Colorado makes it even better.