At least he didn’t follow his Uncle Jerry’s advice: take off your pants and jacket.

As opposed to our mascots 

It is Gareth Bale 

I want to

I played keeper during this era and remember a few tournaments that used these. It was fun to sprint off the line kamikaze style and see the look of shock on the shooters face when you met them twenty yards from goal

Yeah but what would be the preferred rule, shooter has to get it off in time or ball has to cross the line in time 

Ball has to cross the goal line before the buzzer ala hockey or does it have to leave attackers foot before ala basketball?

Not if I rotate my my phone around! (Screen rotates) Fuck!

Thought USA was going to Rackham up, too. Endler kept it from becoming a Valentine's day massacre. 

Thats why players keep hitting home runs to the moon. Too bad Mars keeps getting in the way. 

By Israel Gutierrez

It didn't start well but I ended up taking Drake home. 

Most loose juice online results in a broken keyboard. 

I long to taste you tonight.

She's ten, of course she would pick the Nose.

Welp, there goes the Last Black Man In San Fransisco.

So is the parade going to go left towards Ottawa or right towards Newfoundland?

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

It would be a lot less fun.

Following Pope’s departure the Texans interviewed one black smoke before settling on white.