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God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Everyone please check out this important update I stole from Twitter:

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

Good blog, Tom.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Tick To Ports Tupid.

I for one am glad he tried to relate to the average baseball fan by wearing a baseball hat to the game.

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Oh come on, Drew would clearly capitalize some of those numbers.

I’m here to support you and the Deadspin staff, even though I’ve lurked around these parts for 10+ years across both of my Gawker accounts (old and lost plus my current one).

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”