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Scam Rings?

Trump: “I want to meet a champ. A winner! Get me Mohammed Ali!”

Wakeyleaks

After five years we have no strategy in possession. No link play. No understanding of where players should be in the offensive half. We have absolutely no system.

Kentucky is undefeated.

Just took a cursory glance at remaining matches for all teams. We are not off the tracks, but like there’s a fat heffer in the way and we don’t have an old timey cow-catcher on the front. If our play doesn’t dramatically improve the game in Mexico is a loss and even in Panama a win would be hard. Panama has enough…

You know what else got started on a Thursday? A terrible NFL tradition.

Cot triples as bed, chair, and place to hide contraband pastrami.

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

I just got Battlefield 1 so I will be sitting for the next four years as well.

a proposed route loops around the stadium to form a “0.”

There’s no way Bush can hoop. His lateral quickness is virtually nonexistent and Barry O would jab-jab-rock Bush the fuck outta his Steph Curry 2s. Whole family just embarrassed. Jeb over there crying. Michelle asking if Bush’s wife wants to run twos, but Laura scared as hell. These are just facts, and sometimes you…

Burke Burned!

The last deal involving bedding and Redskins was a bit of a scam too.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Twenty Mongeese of the Populist

Pretend to care. I promise it’ll feel good.

The optimist in me hopes Trump leaves all actual governing to a team of non-psychotic advisors and we get out of this without completely destroying our constitution.

Referees really need to keep their head on a swivel. Or if in Brazil, simply on their shoulders.

“Currently, there is no evidence to suggest that any of the students from the school were involved in the incident.”