One player was acting a fool, the other just acting.

She really Sukkots at this.

Handkerchiefs

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.

At least he will have a new pop culture reference to describe a terrible team.

I bet in a few months they will dye the river green to show how envious the country is of the Cubs. What assholes.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

“Pagne!”

That guy really was drinking the Coors Original.

Cleveland could experience the greatest comeback in NBA finals history, one of the greatest collapses in World Series history, and the Browns going 0-16. That’s a hell of a year.

Fitting, since minor league players have always been prawns in the game of life.

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Great way to start a morning. A comment filled with Custer.

To be fair, .147 was Jesus Christ’s conversion percentage.

Now we’re rioting more than ever
But the cops don’t have guns, however
You can stand under their umbrella
You can stand under their umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under their blue umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)

The Hood, The Plaid, And The Chubby

This story is five years old, boy. Get bent.

When does the Brett Favre dickpic tank top come out? Hopefully in time for the holidays.

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