“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

Well done

Worst Lemon-lime Gatorade ever.

Ha! that’s good

I was born close to Cincinatti. Hell would have been an improvement.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Well at least they didn’t Ty.

All of the Maras try to have sex with Kate.

Carroll, don’t go into the light!

Whoa.

Come on, there is no need to get salty about this.

Toetem pole

Stunner.

“You aren’t getting fat! You are just getting more muscle in your shoulders!”

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Not surprised. Ted Cruz has proven to not be very conventional.

Deadspin staff in: Blogjammin’.

Pictured: Stefan Hauschka

Photo is obviously photochopped.