Dan Snyder would be fun to party with because he’s a loser who will do anything to appear cool. Hey Dan, ever buttchugged cough syrup?

Shonda of the Bled

What did LeGarrett Blount ever do to deserve that?!?

So dumb

Just two guys who met their ends via a piece of wood.

Order came in from the presidents office, needed to be ready ASAP for a backdrop for ‘something tonight’.

Stella Fartois

“Actually, just this one time.”

“These things happen.”

That made me laugh

Sexual asphalt

Just another stepover the line for Ronaldo.

UW’s financial aid office’s website has out of state, on campus tuition+costs estimate at $48,144.16 per year (9-month period). In-state tuition is 10k, but with costs it jumps to $25,000 for the same period. So yeah you are about spot on with the tuition aspect.

Also bullshit: Public university tuition at $160,000.

“Bomb ISIS.”

“They’re Gonna Keep Kneeling As Long As They Have Cameras Right In Their Face”

+1 four million dollar ring

Lostin Ped Squawks

Vile Try Club

“Listen, man, we don’t have to do this”