their goalkeeper is great

-Arsenal fans, every year for twelve years.

It has a sad ending. Vos was so depressed she went home, got under the covers, and put her head in the oven.

Leicester City is doing the exact same thing to Tottenham’s title dreams.

Now THAT crossed the line.

“I like this guy. Did a lot of good things at the beginning of his career.”

Arizona State? Not surprised. Brain damage is a long term symptom of syphilis.

Man I can’t wait for Jurgen to put him at wing back while playing Bradley in the playmaker role.

Roman likes his expensive toys. His old one broke.

Claret and Blues.

Andriy Schevchenko bombing at Chelsea, inflated January fees.

If you were born in 1994 and were eight years old screaming at your t.v. because of the refereeing fraud of that World Cup and the inherit bribery that was FIFA , well done.

Bad lax bros.

Cannot wait for 2030, when Italian Prime Minister and Roma owner Totti gets busted for having underage girls at his beach mansion party.

Well shit. This game was played yesterday. Kuddos, Wolf Blitzer, for your time traveling skills.

It is unfortunate that for us older folks he will be remembered for being sent off in *that* 2002 World Cup game. Thanks Sepp.

Lebron, if he had stayed in Cleveland his whole career, struggled with shitty seasons, and still won a few titles. And dueced on the 2022 five time defending champion Warriors in his last game.

That guy was crying because his CNN app just told him Prince died.

Better than playing Prince Fielder’s “Twirls Ain’t Nothing Like Subtle”, which is just 3:40 of a shirtless Prince dancing in front of a green screen.