She may have been won in a poker game and awkwardly laid by a married man, but at least the girl at the club went home with a great gift basket.

Stanley’s trash talk is falling flat.

30 year olds pretending to be 17? Mark Sanchez has finally found a loophole.

That’s the most unrealistic game I’ve ever seen. Totally unbelievable.

I would have preferred a Cheech and Chong filter that gives you Space Coke face.

“Still better than getting gonorrhea at a hooker party.”

Take away all scholarship athelete’s waffle maker privelages and everything's even.

Celtic Tried

Florida Little League’s decision to have “Bath Salt Day” backfired terribly.

Tomorrow on The Herd: Why is Nikki being Moody? Colin says it’s because her vagina is bleeding.

Substitute Leonardo Ulloa converted the spot kick and Leicester earned what could be a crucial point for their title defense.

Looks like Watt may have broken his hand jerking off again.

Title Whine

Maybe Stephen F Austin’s men's team should get one of these girls to take inbound passes.

Usually its a shot from Sauza that puts people on a stretcher.

“Put him at wing back.”

Avatar 5: Running a Des Moines Casino better be in 3-D.

While still flawed and well below champions league, the Europa league has offered up numerous batshit crazy games in the home and away. Personal favorite is the Sevilla keeper Palop scoring a last second equalizer.

“Don’t ask me about this shit.”

“Dumb question - How long does a NFL overtime last?????”