“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

He’s just a dumb con artist, with a sense of grandiosity thrown in to boot. Malignant narcissism.

Yeah I love the old ones, but even they seemed to be great in spite of themselves. These new ones...ugh. I don’t understand why people are so hype about them. After the shitshow that was this last one I’m not even sure I can be bothered with the rest.

It’s a completely different show. I’ve found I can enjoy it when I pretend it’s just parody.

I was going to compliment Donatella Versace’s new look, but apparently she accomplished it by being a completely different person.

So basically NOT the X Files episode a couple after yours, Kumail Nanjiani?

Rococo Olive Garden Barbie Dream House!

I am not a fancy person. I have never received a Lexus with a big red bow. I don’t live in a Rococo Olive Garden Barbie Dream House. But that is a low rent book signing, Theresa.

Serious question: is this ego or is he genuinely unwell? More and more im leaning towards the latter. No one can lack this much humanity & self awareness. He’s like a mix between a mental patient, that asshole on the street who goes “nice tits” to a woman he’s never met and then gets genuinely offended and angry when…

Just gonna leave this here

Plates allow me the space to commingle my food as I desire. I cannot deny the necessity of bowls, but I prefer to be in charge of just how mixy my foods get, thankyouverymuch gooddaysir.

I was going to say that it’s weird that he didn’t serve because he is old enough to have served in the military during the Reagan administration, which I assume would be a double victory for him. But then I saw he is only 45. He looks awful for 45.

Every time I see his face I have a gut reaction of revulsion, then a voice in my head (that sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West) screams, “It’s meeeeeeeeltiiiiiing!”. Every time.

This kind of talk reminds me of the hyper religious folk I went to school with. With some of the holy roller groups there’s a lot of “ordaining” that happens with really young members without them going through any training or accredited education. There’s a guy still on my Facebook feed and his posts are split pretty…

Best kind.

Is a skin doctor a doctor that’s made of skin?

I don’t know who the fuck Ryn Weaver is but she just accomplished the impossible and made Katy Perry look like the smart, rational adult in a situation.

ya gotta know about big frieda!

Right? I want to go to whatever exclusive parties are frequented by Southern Black Aristocracy, because that shit looks baller.

Related: this is one of my favorite memes of all time. LMAO!