Have you seen Patriot? New series on Amazon, largely set in Luxembourg, about a Very Sad Assassin who wants to quit his double life but can’t, and the detective trying to catch him. I really adored it.

I give credit to those abs to the Goops of the world. They did every one of those sit ups, ate all that bullshit restricted caloric intake meals. You can’t pay staff to do the work. I would rather drink wine and nap. Can you imagine being their age and still giving such a shit?

This was her first photo shoot at 15. She didn’t need much help.

Exactly. Birth control benefits EVERYONE WHO FUCKS*. It is of equal benefit (aside from medically) to the dudes who don’t want kids as it is for the women who don’t.

Not least because “sleeping” and “passed out unconscious” are grey areas when drugs are involved (and many addicts have a vested interest in denying anything bad has happened to them while high).

Power Squats.

Holy fuck, I just NOW realized they weren’t the same person...

Like... it’s STEREOTYPICALLY cute (in the best way). If you were creating an adorbs child genius book lover for some graphic novel, you’d basically draw her. (When I saw the tweeted pic of her at the desk wearing her little glasses I laughed “of COURSE you have glasses, of course!”

He’s worried that if we tell her she can’t come, his father, sister, and brother won’t come either. We both want the rest of the family there. Just not her.

I was about to make some “they should change their name to Bitch Cop” snark..

If they’re lying (and many are) they’re being toxic dicks and I share your frustration. If they are genuinely a person who eats what they want and looks how they do, we’re in no position to judge them for telling the truth. Problem is — we can’t tell who is who just from picks and interviews.

OR WAS IT.

I deal with mental illness. Amongst other things, at its worst my agorophobia can keep me housebound and unwashed for longer than I’d care to admit.

As the Joker?? That’s the role I was thinking of, and it definitely did not pay off for him.

Did he ...put the butter on himself, or her? (Watched yrs ago, no desire to watch again.) Because if the latter, I wonder if there was digital penetration.

Oh god I wish I could unsee that scene for exactly the reasons you describe. Extremely awkward viewing — I guess there are emotionally intimate human moments I don’t enjoy sharing or peeping... apparently that scene is one of them.

I get dieting or gaining weight if it fits a role - that can be an aesthetic choice more than method, for some. Harder to portray a starving or ailing character on camera if you don’t at least somewhat look undernourished.

Then advance congrats! Lovely to have a partner so engaged in parenting with you (especially after a birth father so disinterested).

Does he have an abusive past with either of you (on record)?

“My SIL’s prized special education coupe (purchased with her ill-gotten, defrauded gains no less) was involved in an accident.”