Yeah, I just mentioned that the left side looks like it has a coffee cup ring ob it, I don’t even know what’s going on with Right Butt. I’m starting to think she went back in time and sat on the comics section of an old newspaper, and got an ass print the way we used to print on silly putty.

Wait, is that... is that a coffee ring?? Did someone rest a coffee upon her bottom before taking the pic?

“ Blaming men in faraway countries for their own violence —”

That is some hilariously sneaky feminist eugenics. (I mean that in an “I actually giggled at the irony” way, not an “I’m being a snarky dick” to you way.) I feel like Margaret Atwood could do that concept justice: some scifi society where hive mind women secretly and collectively use their traditional cultural…

Dunno, but those shorts are a hate crime.

Seriously though — is the dude in the wig Adam Sandler?

Is that a challenge?

It’s definitely “speechy” and political-speak, but in what way is it condescending? I read it as a formal and polite way of saying, “hey, y’all, I’m going to talk about this stuff, but you need to cut the volume to hear it”.

Umm, I think you skipped over the important part: proposing to men gives them cancer.

Yeah, but that WOULD be weird, since you don’t really own your boobs, menfolk and babies do.

All I could think was please be a kiwi, please be a kiwi...

Can’t unsee. Even his wife knows he’s all pitchfork and no justice.

Wait... can you actually use fake names to file?

AHHHHHHH Autoplay!!! Is it just me?? Sure, I’ve often wanted Amber Heard suddenly addressing me in the privacy of my boudoir, but not like this.

1. you’re saying there’s actual nudity on a major network Shonda Rhimes series? Does not compute.

I mean, I just assumed it was Crispin Glover. No?

But... aren’t scissors dangerous in zero G?

Yeah. Stop trying to make Fletch happen...

Looking at that makes my boobs hurt.

Completely agree. It is such a frustrating “why didn’t you tell me this before??” exercise. Wastes everyone’s time and damages product.