My job expects me to tweet and I have no desire to do so, so I’ve been told “no big, have your assistant do it” annnd... no. This is the kind of thing that stops me. Not just because you never fully know what a high/bored/riffing person you barely know might tweet at one a.m that they think is funny... but because NO…

It’s just so damn unnecessary. If someone went off mission, or was talentless and turned in shite, fine. But how is this:

I dunno, depending upon the timeline of their deliverables on this show, this may be what happened... but for a less charitable reason.

It’s good to be angry with him. My best friend’s rapist escorted her to her car afterwards because “it’s a bad neighborhood”.

I wish that same instinct applied to rapists and light sockets.

Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Pretty sure people would sign a nonD for a lot less than either of those salaries, though, especially in general labor positions that require zero specialized education.

When I was new to sex, and new to love, I once realized the person I was with had a lower drive and was highly pleased with vanilla sex that was less than thrilling for me.

That’s almost endearing, though. I’m neutral on Miley in general, but the fact that she seems so... incredibly AWKWARD with her attempts at outre sexiness is kind of sweet.

Shit, I think it can see into my pap smear results.

OH MY GOD THOSE EYES.

Have always liked the song, first time I’ve seen the video and can’t stop giggling. Her dancing style is amusingly ...crotch-driven. Like a straightfaced parody of young male bro dancers. I feel like this is what Kristen Wiig would do in a music video...

Hm. Wonder how much that set him back?

Aw, don’t go ruining my “dummy” joke with your “logic”.

Ah. So, the way that Demi would more properly be pronounced like this, but I don’t think Demi Moore’s mom had this in mind, hee...

Shit, is it NOT pronounced that way? I’ve only ever read it aloud in my own head, and I always pronounce the accent.

Oh hell, I forgot about that term... but I think my child-brain thought the name came from ankles being thick and straightsided as cans, because I always pictured coke can ankles when I heard it!

Yeah, I’m uncomfortable with the tone of this article. It’s drawn in such a way as to cast the subject as the victim and elicit sympathy from the reader. Which would be fine if it was one element along with an exploration of her culpability, but to then throw in this at the end —

You’re right. Wouldn’t want to risk infiltration by rogue sexy pirates.