Yeah, I’m a big believer in “even if they don’t eat it, why force the issue” because the world is full of food. It is totally okay not to like things. His kids are not picky eaters, for example but they don’t like everything. If someone tried to force them (even just because they didn’t like it), I would be pissed.…

Lol at “shark eats him”.

As a cat person, I am sad you don’t love cats as much as I do, but I respect how much you love breathing.

Back in 2007, Muslim cashiers at local Target stores here in the Twin Cities were refusing to touch pork products. They would either ask another cashier to come over and scan them, or have the customers do it themselves.

I never talked to them again. And I barely talked to the friend who was like, “Well, sometimes people fake things...” after that incident. We don’t talk anymore because she was a raging bitch. But it is criminal. Which is why even if I am almost 100% someone is faking, I just stay the hell out of it and assume the…

A friend of mine lives in Missouri - he’s a genuinely great guy, but he’s surrounded by a lot of hicks. His take on this was that it was a hate crime, and Islamophobic - his ‘friends’ and families response to his (I think reasonable) take, especially when he compared it to spray painting a Satanic symbol on a Church…

I also knew an account of this experience was coming, because people are terrible. Food allergies are A Thing, morons, doctors say so and everything. FFS, even the batshit conspiracy “health” websites that push massive vitamin overdoses and want to ban vaccines because of TEH TOXINS recognise that food allergies exist…

I had no idea that the uses and/or misuses of bacon were gendered. The internet has something new to teach you every day.

This is the trifecta of stupid: (1) racist, (2) hateful and (3) a waste of bacon.

Oh god, that’d be the best ending to an extra absorbent clot filled day for sure!

For sure. When I was an undergrad in the mid-Cretaceous, one of the dimmer bulbs on the floor hung a strip of raw bacon on the doorknob of one of his many frenemies, thinking that because the bacon-ee was Jewish, this would be hilarious. The recipient of the gift (who did not keep kosher, and AFAIK occasionally ate…

And kind of really a piece of shit.

I thought it was more like water and the Wicked Witch of the West.

He was (and no doubt still is) kind of really fucking racist.

...kind of?

If they look at it they turn to stone! True story!

I recently read some shitbird rando on Facebook say that this was “just a prank” within spitting distance of having just said that saying “Happy Holidays” is the same as commiting a hate crime. I dunno about this Jesus person, but some of his followers really need to be taken down a peg.

Or like a cross to a Vampire. “The power of Pork compels you!”

That anti-Islamic people continue to think that bacon is to Muslims as kryptonite is to Superman is so hilarious.

Great. Can I wrap a used tampon around the door to a gun shop?