Any Jeep that is modified to the point that it’s useless for most things. Huge wheels that would be terrible offroad. Suspension so tall it would be a terrible daily driver. So ugly that it’s not a show car. Why did you spend $30k making your Jeep terrible and useless?

This is what I’m worried about. I drive a bmw and always use my signal. I learned to drive first and THEN got a bmw much later in life so I cant just shake those bad habits of signaling and paying attention.  I’m genuinely worried that I’m going to give someone a heart attack one day because I don’t drive like they…

Bonus points for both thin-blue-line and dont-tread bumper stickers. 

Diesel pickup are cool and have their place, but these assholes rolling coal in the faces of pedestrians and cyclists can fuck off.

If only there was a way to permanently silence that loudmouth fuckstain in charge of Tesla...

i disagree with this use of the term raw dog. 

My prior vehicle and my current vehicle came factory stock with summer tires.

I absolutely HATE adaptive cruise control. If there was a way to shut it off and just use “regular” I’d do it, but as far as I can tell (2024 K5) it’s either that steaming pile or nothing. 

I can’t wait for the Luddite Editions to come out. 

Bro-dozers with oversized wheels AND spacers making the thing a good 6" wider (or more) on each side. This shit:

You woke up this morning and chose violence. Hilarious violence.

Tinted or blackout head/taillamp covers. If you are rear-ended with these on, all fault should be on you.

This is a new thing, and I’ve been seeing it everywhere, student driver bumper stickers on obviously not student driver vehicles. I don’t get the joke, and you’re an asshole. 

GM cars using the reverse lights when the car is unlocked.

These dumb fucking things.

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Those stick-on fake louvered vents

LED light bars - front OR back (but especially rear facing - wtf is wrong with you?)

Any exhaust that sounds like gun shots or could be described as “brap brap”.  In car subwoofers.  Any forward facing lights that aren’t installed directly from the manufacturer.  Window tint past whatever percentage is required to safely block out the sun, and window tint on a windshield full stop.

No shit.