I’d have tunnels connecting nearby bases/bunkers, but that’s just me. 

Trump can’t wait to build Mars-a-Lago.

Oh, I was very high, yes.

“...and here we see the sprawling lake country of Naboo...”

Based on your description, I have to ask: Have you ever been to that park....on weed?

USS Defiant.

Yawn. More misleading Force visions.

No way that Rey scene is mean to be taken seriously. It looks so silly 

Dark Threepio is the Dark Phoenix we needed. 

Jesus Christ, we have switchblade lightsabers now...

Just when we thought they couldn’t make light sabers look any stupider...

I’m just looking forward to the inevitable spinoff, Finding Zorri.

The biggest loss to canon imo. 

Seriously. If she was gonna be Mara she would have been named “Zorri Harrison.”

Turns out space travel, even with the inherent dangers - not to mention the threat of the First Order - is infinitely safer than interacting with most of the alien species currently residing in Florida.

I mean, they haven’t had that vintage here since 1969.

Turns out you can check in, but you can never leave. 

Her droid better be this guy!

What with being terrible at endings ,I wonder will Abrams be able to pull one off with this film ? and the series ?