This was a strange headline to misread. Who knew that Earthworm Jim himself was a periodic voice of transphobia?

Oh, that happens to me as well. I'm just saying that I won't be put off of one film simply because it opens on the same week as another.

I understand why it makes sense to open away from big competition, especially Marvel, but at the same time it's strange to me because if I am interested in a film, I'm going to see it. If two films open on the same weekend and I'm interested in them both, I'll go see them both, maybe not on the opening weekend but…

In a darkened basement, several Jack Russell Terriers play Dungeons and Dragons…

Wishbone > Mr. Rogers

It's horribly campy, but I'd hardly call it the worst studio film made.

We'll get a flurry of essays about how the Bay Transformer films are better than we remember.

It feels like more than ten years.

Next up, Temple of Dumbo

If Disney is hoping to seduce me to this film by casting alone, they're succeeding.

Since Bon Iver is based on "bon hiver" meaning good winter, this should be called the Bon Eté Festival.

He'll have to badger them into getting onto a bus.

For me, BSG is a classic three-part show: it's great in the beginning, a slog through the mid-to-late run, but—and I realize that I might be in the minority here—ends on a crazy enough note that I'm glad that I finished the series.

Who could forget the Pittpop wars between Mr. McFeelNothing and Purple Panda?

Any idea about Mr. Rogers that isn't simply rewatching old episodes and appreciating them for what they are is a bad idea, I know, but…I now can't stop laughing to myself as I think of a rebooted Mr. Rogers film series.

I know that it's nice to spruce things up every so often, but this feels like one of those classic-car-redesign-debacles. Based on Star Trek Into Darkness, Klingons should probably just reset to their longtime mode.

Hey, seven out of nine ain't bad.

But…the furry Xindi.

"Sit down so that we can make it look like you fell down."

Hey, we meant well.