Morissey once ruefully told Noel Gallagher, "You're what I could have been."

Does Tom Cruise even age, though? He seems to get slightly wider over time, but that's about it.

I frequently go to theaters solo, and am amazed at how many people find that shocking.

[Principal Skinner voice] "The caboose, one might say."

The AV Yacht Club

Response: Agreed.

Well, to add, he was suggesting that both of those bands were doing a disservice to guitar music, one line being something like, "…it's like no one cares about guitars anymore since grunge died."

I liked People Like Us, but that was not a big genre action movie.

"Fun"
—A.A. Dowd

Well, coming in second itself just means that there was something bigger.

Sometimes, good casting happens.

Mary Poppins II: A Sp22nful of Sugar

I've purchased soda from a vending machine near the Tannhauser gate.

Are you positive?

1983 is really pre-primal, since the first X-Games weren't held until the 90s.

I believe that it's Zakk Wylde, of whom I have three prominent memories: (1) seeing him in a guitar magazine with his bullseye Les Paul and thinking that he certainly had an aesthetic; (2) reading a quote in which he said, paraphrased, "We're out to destroy bands like matchbox twenty and Third Eye Blind," which made…

Nothing as it Sings

I'm not sure if that's worse than the short-lived Chappie Meal, which had Sharlto Copley's voice cycling through various robot-quotes.

*raises hand*

I'd never watched Con Air, assuming it to be a missable also-ran in the late 90s. But I happened to be looking for something to kick back with, and having seen this feature, decided to watch before reading.