Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

I fully expect, by this time tomorrow, he will one-up you, with something so horrifying, it will put me in therapy for a week. (By the way, I'm considering sending him my therapy bills. Still have not recovered from finding out what "Rosebud," "Knotting," and "Munging" were.)

NO. NOT THIS TIME. I'M RECLAIMING BUTT IMPALINGS.

I am such a bad person. When I read just those three words, I almost thought this was going to be one of those weird "Shrayber Sex Stories" Mark has become famous for.

Corey says, "Fucking amateurs."

NO. NONONONONO. WHY.

No grey day today. :)

Oh lawdy, lady I'm going to be the gripey one here. When did publicly shaming your child in front of the world become a thing? What sort of parent decides to "parent" by humiliating their 13'ish year old daughter and making her the laughing stock of not just her friends, but the whole internet? I would never treat my…

I couldn't focus on anything in that video except for the absence of her seatbelt.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

So this is what television has turned into since i stopped watching it.

I had no idea there was a name for smegma, although I guess I should have known there was. I've been calling it Clitty Litter™ since I was a teenager.

This is why I'm against health inspections at restaurants, in case a sneaky child predator dresses up as the inspector at a McDonalds to leer at the kids in the PlayPlace.

On a personal level, too, I got many reactions. On my Facebook, from my friends. It makes me feel satisfied about my work – at least the work I did is so impactful that I'm able to shed some light on this.

Jesus, Conan has another bastard child showboating for attention.

Right. Because when I say I want to see a female-led superhero movie, I totally mean that playing a crappy sequel to a pretty good high fantasy RPG is an adequate substitute. While I'm at it, I might as well reread Little Women. After all, the characters are mostly women.

Anything to be rid of Scarlett Johansson. Her wooden portrayal of an accent-less Russian just didn't do it for me. Sorry folks. There are so many other super heroines out there. AND THEY ALL NEED MOVIES I TELL YOU.

I feel like I've seen enough Black Widow. Let us go another female superhero route, and add in some new female blood while we're at it.

Quantity over quality. By several orders of magnitude.

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.