My sister had an anxiety freak out after eating pot brownies.

Also, my mom took me to see Polterguist when I was around 9. I had night terrors for YEARS after that. I still find it fairly terrifying (and I love horror movies).

That’s how I felt about Time Bandits! 8 years old.

It... wasn’t great.

Really!? I LOVE Kids In The Hall. I first saw it as a teenager, though. I don’t remember anything super inappropriate, but I can’t imagine my five-year-old find it interesting at all.

Their prices are often higher. Not always! I usually get really good deals with them. Download the app KAYAK. And spend a few weeks checking the prices. Tuesday and Wednesday are the cheapest days to buy tickets.

Eh, I just took AA twice. Both flights were on time (early, in fact). Everything went fine. The seats were shockingly tiny, though! I’m averaged sized, and my hips hit the edges of the seats. I have NO idea what people larger than me do! Also (on a related note?) their cheese plate was TINY!

Really?! I watched it as a teen. Mostly with my mouth wide open. (I later went on to perform in a live version... So there’s that 😃)

I love this.

Personally, I'm pretty disturbed these parents were bringing their KIDS to Rocky Horror. The hell?

Heartbreaking. And I HATE the whole “I wanted to be polite” thing. I don’t consider myself a shrinking violet, but I still identified with this. I recently told my husband about the time I was groped when I was asleep (I was 17) by 2 boys. I woke up in the middle of it but pretended to stay asleep because I was…

You know what freaks me out the most in regards to these stories plus people’s experiences in the comment section? The physical & sexual assaults. By their managers and/or customers. Why aren’t these people in jail? Or, at least, arrested? If someone threw something at me or touched me inappropriately, they’d either…

Aaaaand I’m off to make some rage hummus.

As the mom to a somewhat picky 5 year old, FUCK THAT NOISE! Your kid won’t eat the grill lines, and you don’t want to argue with them? Cut that shit off yourself! The staff isn’t responsible for your picky kid.

Thanks. There is something about me that makes servers walk all over me. I’ve had all kinds of weird stuff happen to me (“Sorry. We’re all out of forks. Here’s a spoon, though!”), and I think this 10% is the first time I’ve ever been comped. My husband calls it my “restaurant karma.”

So, I figure this is the place to ask.

Our kid’s babysitter is 20 years younger than me and is super cute. But what am I going to do? Find someone awesome & fun who my kid adores who’s in her 50s & unattractive? It’s HARD to find a good babysitter. If my husband is going to cheat and rip our family to shreds, there’s not much I can do about it. I just have…

Did it get better from that awful & ridiculous pilot? After laughing for about 10 minutes after they showed Manson, I turned it off.

What... What is this? Is it any good? Should I be watching?

I somehow managed to catch a dick while wearing sensible shoes... but I’m clearly an anomaly.