Yeah. I don’t really get what the fuss is all about. I don’t want to (or can’t) get my own food. I pay someone else to do it. I give a tip for this (and a bigger one if it’s shitty out or a holiday or something).

Errr... no. And that’s WHY I would order delivery. Isn’t that the point? You pay someone else for the things you can’t or don’t want to do. Just as I get paid for the things OTHER people can’t or won’t do.

Err... Some of us have a napping kid. Some of us are sick. Some of us ran a half marathon the day before and are still recovering. And some of us are just having a lazy day. I have been all these people at different times. That’s why delivery exists.

sometimes the cornea/eyeball doesn’t grow at the same time as the rest of the body. Kids can generally still see fairly well, even when they’re nearsighted, but it puts a strain on their eyes. And then they need glasses, for sure, in fifth or sixth grade. The earlier you get them glasses to fix the strain, the less…

I grew up going to Friendly’s. It’s horrible now. HORRIBLE! Even without the gunman.

On a first date, a dude showed up with flowers and candy. Fucking flowers & candy! I didn’t know anyone did that outside of the movies!! Apparently, he had a whole conversation with the florist about what each flower symbolized, and chose the flowers based on that. When I opened the door and saw him standing there, I…

My ex, too. That’s part of the reason why he’s my ex.

Did you mean to reply to me?

Well, THAT makes sense. I don't know what a double double is. I would have to ask, too.

Weird. I don't remember that happening either. But, then, the reason I'm there is because I desperately need caffeine. So who knows!

I don’t go every day or even every week. Honestly? I can’t remember what size is what. And, yet, I want coffee sometimes. I don’t want to have to memorize something just to order a coffee. I... I just want the medium coffee. I really don’t care where I get it. Starbucks is everywhere, so generally that’s where I go.

I've heard about baristas correcting customers. I have never ever been corrected. I have a very hard time believing that actually happens. Have you really been corrected more than once? Maybe it's a regional thing?

Weird. I don’t see where I posted that violence was the answer. Hey, but hanks for taking time out of what I assume was an extremely busy day to try to take me down a peg. You really showed me!

That's horrifying. 😟

I felt sort of sorry for him until I saw the video of him walking through the crowd and placing the backpack near a little kid. Aaaaand then my brain just turned off. He can go fuck himself.

What I don't understand is how this guy isn't in the hospital after getting the shit kicked out of him in the dead of night with no witnesses.

THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

I was attacked on the subway by a crazy guy in Boston. He tried to punch me, but I managed to duck just in time. His fist slammed into the window behind me and almost broke it.

She’s going to turn 25 and realize she’s old

I might actually have to see this piece of crap. I have never EVER seen my 5 year old laugh as hard as she laughs during the preview of this movie. She’s DYING to see it.