His first "novel":

I've mentioned this before, but he fucking wrote a book about a person who GETS OFF ON EXPOSING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC! Way back before or during 7th Heaven. It was a HORRIBLE book, and super creepy. After I found out the author was on some religious show, I thought to myself "total child molester."

THE BEST!!

I picked my daughter up from school and we went to the park and played outside in the sunlight. Usually, it's dark.

In men's defense, I'm female and have a really hard time cleaning up after myself (and/or others). I truly DON'T "see it." I fucking HATE it about myself.

I was jokingly going to put that I wish my husband would offer ME orgasms for cleaning up after myself, but honestly? Probably still wouldn't work.

I read about how…

You people are all insane. IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! We friggin' gain an hour of daylight! We get more stuff done! It's not pitch black when we leave work, anymore! You lose an hour when you're (should be) still asleep in bed. Big whoop!

I'm probably just crazy old, but that picture of Selena Gomez looks like child porn to me. She seriously looks 13 or 14 years old.

I found him irritating in the trailers I saw for TFIOS. But now I hate him because of this article. Thank you.

I just read your talking about your kids being hungry or tired. This affects my kid SO MUCH! The MINUTE she starts acting cranky, I shove a protein bar in her face, and it's like night and day. I try to give her a break when she's hungry or tired especially when it's my fault that she's that way.

My kid was the same way. Time outs never bothered her (she would stand in the corner and sing). What bothered her the MOST was us not paying attention to her so we did a lot of ignoring bad behavior which actually worked. Now, (at 5) her biggest punishment is I take away a stuffed toy & put it high up where she can…

Can we all send you pictures of ourselves, and you can recommend a swimsuit?! ;)
Another vote for your Q&A! (I'm also large busted.)

I ordered this swimsuit from http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.as…

I hear you. When I divorced my husband, I was 30. I knew I wanted to have a baby (after never particularly wanting one before), and I knew I might be giving up that chance. What if didn't meet someone else in time? What if I became one of those crazy chicks who's obsessed with meeting someone and having a baby!…

Awwwwww... Thanks. Geez. I wish I had Jezebel friends like you guys back then. I was very young, and it was my first "real" relationship. I had low self esteem, I was afraid to be alone, and I didn't realize I deserved so much more than what I had. I thought I was being overly sensitive and "young" (he was 8 years…

sorry. 8 1/2 years with him. Sigh 😕

ouch. I'm glad he's your ex!!

you GO! Divorcing my husband is one of the best things I've ever done!!

I know. I look back on it and am all "THE HELL?!"

nope. Went into it with eyes wide open. I was just very young. I put up with a lot of bullshit in the name of being "reasonable" because I was "just so sensitive."

TOTALLY! I "ruined" a couple of trips with my pesky autoimmune disease.

He was, essentially a good person who was very very insensitive. I know that sounds weird.