Meanwhile, I eat a bunch of steak skewers in my corset at RenFaire. Maybe not as much as I would without it... But it's never been an issue.

I'm trying to cancel my annual Birchbox subscription. Placed an order, using points, and I still haven't received it... 2 weeks later. They won't respond to my emails. I can't even cancel my subscription! Ugh.

My ex husband was HORRIBLE (I mean, really really horrible) whenever I got sick. Whether I got the stomach flu or had eye surgery. Just awful. He really wasn't a bad guy... but he just fell apart and became a completely insensitive dick when I needed him the most (for example, he went to a party the evening of my eye…

I stayed friends with my ex husband (of almost 9 years). Our relationship ultimately just didn't work out. No ending fight. Just "I'm done."

I thought the first image was some sort of "Harold & Maude" situation, I was all "RIGHT ON!"

I felt weirdly humblebraggy about my comment, too, heh.

I have to say? (and I don't watch the show) But least the mom DID something about it to show that she DID, in fact, give a shit. Killed the guy, I assume.

Our daughter (who is now 5) has dudes saying shit to us like "You better invest in a baseball bat now, heh heh!" and "She's going to be a heartbreaker!" and stuff like that. Like, from the time she was a BABY! Fucking gross. I get they're being complimentary but... gross.

Totally! I get a lot of mascara samples in my Birchbox, plus, I always have people recommend various mascaras... so I've tried a lot. Maybe others work for other people, but for me Maybelline GreatLash works the best.

I DID get them, once, and got really OCD with them and basically pulled some of them out. Plus, they fell out on their own (which is supposed to happen). And the resulting lashes were VERY short. I couldn't tell if it was because most of my lashes had fallen out, or they just looked shorter, in comparison to how they…

Oh, and maybe subscribe to Birchbox, or something like that. I used to be very much a low-end (CVS) makeup person. Now I have much nicer stuff because they send me samples, I like it (occasionally), and then I buy the full item. That's how I found my blush (theBalm® Stainiac "Beauty Queen"), highlighter (Benefit High…

In regards to mascara, I've never found anything that works better than that pink & green Maybelline stuff. That includes much more expensive brands. (I now get eyelash extensions.... one of the greatest things ever to happen to me... so this is all moot now, for me)

"Hot" so SO SUBJECTIVE!

I get eyelash extensions, and it's one of the greatest things I've ever done. I rarely even wear makeup anymore.

The way he described Dolly's "consent" is how I've heard pedophiles describe consent from children.

The way he described Dolly's "consent" is how I've heard pedophiles describe consent from children.

The weird think about The Gap, is it used to be what Old Navy appears to be, now. Jeans and inexpensive t-shirts. Now, when I walk in, it's all "Corporate Casual." I now only shop there when I have a job interview.

I have a friend who had a very small part on an episode of Modern Family. He said he ran into Sophia Vergara at the craft services table and literally (LITERALLY) couldn't speak. Someone introduced her, and he just gaped at her and tried to say something. He was unable to and after smiling at him (as though this…

I'm the same way when I find out a dude is gay (I'm a straight woman). I've met guys who were super hot. Then I find out they're gay and after a minute of disappointment, boom. It's like they're my brother.

I think some people like the challenge, though. A friend of mine is... I don't know what she is. Bi? Pan? I…

I had this contractor, once (nice guy, but...) who once said something about having to go to West Hollywood and he was going to strap a pillow to his ass. Because, you know, all the gay guys are just gunning for a 63 year old contractor's wrinkly old ass.

After gaping at him, I said something like "I don't think you…