Thank you. I'm STILL curled into the fetal position over it 35 years later 😃

When I was about 7, I woke to some sounds. I yelled for my mom & dad, and my dad came in my room.

I just realized: you are me (or maybe I am you?)

Fingering the culprit 😃

Johnnycakes 4eva!!

I agree! A kids' section too. Why don't they do this?

I'm so friggin' disturbed by people who openly admit that they either hit their kids or that it's OK. A hairdresser recently told me about smacking his nephew across the face because he said "fuck you" to him. Great haircut, but never going back.

The "chapel" my husband & I got married at "Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel" (best. wedding. ever.) was not mentioned. I will be heartbroken if they're part of this.

I just watched it last week FOR THE FIRST TIME!! (I thought I'd seen it before, being a scifi geek... But apparently not! Or my memory is even worse than I thought it was)

My husband & I saw an ad for this on a bus, and I said "How much you want to bet there will be a lot of jokes about how "fat" she is?"

Husband: "But she's not fat. Like, at ALL!"

Me: "It doesn't matter. In "Hollywood" terms, she is. And they WILL milk that shit."

Not going to watch it, but I hope I'm wrong.

WHAT IS A SEX HAUNTED HOUSE AND WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN TO ONE?!?

Holy crap! As a married woman with a 4 year old living in Los Angeles... this hit me right in the feels. I'm so glad you're OK.

My husband has insisted we always keep the windows & doors closed & locked and I've always sort of rolled my eyes at him. No more.

That's it! (I think)

This is awesome! THAT'S how it done!
(my husband & I do this shit to each other all the time, hee hee!)

Years ago, he wrote an awful book about a hot woman who was a basically a sexy sexy sex addict. It was a super creepy misogynistic book. It was TERRIBLE and sort of unforgettable in its awfulness. A year or two after I read it, I either found out that the author was Stephen Collins of 7th Heaven fame.

"That dude is a…

Just showed this to my 4 year old and she's shitting herself! (metaphorically speaking)

She also likes to use "poop" in place of various lyrics, and has sung "Let it poop! Let it poop!" (but didn't write as intricate lyrics)

I think this girl is her soul mate.

Ha HAH! I actually said, while watching it, that I thought he was probably in his mid 50s. Because all dudes looked super old for their age back then. Looks like his 60s... probably in his 50s. The fact that he was in his 30s completely boggles my mind. And I don't think it's the hair oil or the color technology...…

Why does Clark Gable look about 63 in Gone With The Wind (but a handsome/dashing 63!) when HE WAS ONLY 38!? (I just re-watched it over the weekend)

I also content that he was Han Solo before Han Solo.

Mine doesn't. I mean, she has... but she gets punished for it. She's hit me in anger, like, 3 or 4 times in her life. I made it SUPER clear to her that that behavior was NOT OK.

I hope so. I... hope so.