I made my husband watch "Ravenous" and afterwards, he was all "What is WRONG with you?!"

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Awesome article! My 4.5 year old is not the least bit curious about where babies come from, but OF COURSE I WOULD TELL HER IF SHE ASKED! And, man, she loves talking about her vagina. And her butt. Mostly her butt. I've told her it's not appropriate to talk about her butt/vagina at school or dinner table, but when…

When you were growing up, did you ever think you'd type out the word "zigglybloodlust?"

Me neither.

:D

Also, I (and my husband) mistakenly "encouraged" my daughter to talk about pooping & farting. By laughing. Repeatedly. Now it's pretty much half of her conversation, and I don't want to make it a huge deal (to get her…

That was THE BEST!

Yeah. Personally (and I am FAR from perfect), I would NEVER film my dysfunctional family and then post it for all to see. Forever on the internet. Nice parenting, guys.

Sure. If my kid is super whiney/teary/etc... and I happen to know she's over-tired and/or hangry... I give her a bit of a pass. But hitting is never OK. And saying "Sorry" and laughing when your kid hits you? It just struck me as super weird.

Later, that kid will get mad, and it WON'T be funny when she's hitting…

I was going to write "Story of my LIFE!" (with a 4 year old Frozen-obsessed girl who is a natural-born performer) until I watched it. It's hilarious other than the fact that the kid gets pissed and starts hitting her mom. HITTING HER MOM. More than once.

A-friggin'-MEN!

Geez, I've flown a lot and never had to encounter most of that stuff. I would say the biggest pet peeve of mine (other than chatty seat mates) are when you're de-boarding the plane, the people in the aisles BEHIND me try to get ahead of me. Almost every time. I feel white-hot rage every time this happens. I rarely let…

Meanwhile, I had a somewhat hippie mom who was not slut-shamey AT ALL! And was all "Explore your sexuality!"

I didn't have sex until I was 21, and can count my number of sex partners on one hand. Part of me wishes I had more sex before I was married, but the other part of me knows that's just not me.

There's also a…

I read about this a few days ago. I HATE that everyone (INCLUDING and ESPECIALLY her) keeps calling them "pranks." 1 or 2 men actually DID show up at the house of this poor woman and then thought maybe they had the wrong house. One of them emailed the "prankster" who told him, they had the right house but that the…

I kind of buy this. My husband tries to keep track of my cycle because when we get into one of our really epic fights (usually 3-4 per year), it's 90% a few days before my period. I like to think it's less of my being bitchy and more that I'm less likely to put up with his bullshit during these times.

My life is now complete.

AAaaaaand this is how beauty is subjective. I find Chris Evans bland & Gosling rodent-like. Blurgh. (I also don't find George Clooney or John Hamm attractive).

Now fit Chris Pratt, however? YES! Young Harrison Ford? NOW!

THANK YOU! I came on here to comment the same thing (even though I'm pretty sure I'm grey and no one will ever read my comments again. Sob.)

Can you imagine if YOUR parents had filmed every embarrassing thing YOU ever did as a teen and posted it for all to see? I probably would not be alive today.

Opposite non-issue with my kid. She dotes on her stuffed animals/robots and says they're her babies, so I got her a doll. Won't play with it at all.

For the record, I have a kid & a dog. In many ways, having a kid is easier. Maybe my dog is just an asshole?

Oh, the "I'm a frustrated writer on Yelp" reviews! They kill me! My favorites are the ones that start out with some sort of iteration of: "I know what you're thinking! You're wondering why I, an intelligent woman with a master's degree, would even be IN a place like this. See, it's like this:"

No. I was not wondering…

I have, and it worked really really well for some things and not great for others. I wrote (in another post) that I used it for weight loss. I can't remember if I actually lost weight, but I DID start craving salads. Like, a LOT. I also did it for birthing pains, which sort of worked and sort of didn't. It was still…

I used to listen to a weight-loss hypnosis thing every night, and I suddenly started craving salads. It was weird. Never much liked them before, but I've liked them ever since.