I have to meet her bikini waxer

I don’t know, I was kind of hoping the third base umpire would bean Donaldson in his next at bat.

Between Ed Sheeran’s cameo and The Hound ripping on Thoros’ top-knot, the modern-day references are starting to feel out of place.

Throwback uniforms should also use the amount of fabric from the time. Daisy Dukes and shirts that look like tucked in nightgowns.

The Poker Brat, Phil Hellmuth. One of the greatest poker players ever, but so insufferable. And by all accounts, it wasn’t the TV exposure that made him that way. I guess he would be like a Tom Brady; insanely talented and an absolute douche.

Is NYC Parking Authority comparable to Philly in their ham-handedness and Draconian attitude?

OK, but what are the unwritten rules?

¡ESTRELLA-MUNDO!

Cian is a cunt, though. Fuck that short-dicked Irish asshole.

The Axe Bat is also supposed to significantly lower the possibility of breaking the hamate bone in your hand.

Competitive sweep? The Orioles didn’t grab their first lead of any game until Game 3, and it was for 2 innings. That was also the only time the whole series they held a lead. Two out of 37 total innings. The outcome was never in doubt.

Can we bring back the adorable light bulb from the 1933 Cup instead of the obnoxious shit we have to hear today?

Bull shit. He protested in preseason when he was still fighting for the starting job. Nobody noticed it until well after it began.

It works fine. It’s the same brand of umbrella Mary Poppins uses.

It works fine. It’s the same brand of umbrella Mary Poppins uses.

Posnanski once pulled up an amazing stat in one of his blog posts on Pujols’ ability to go first to third or second to home on a single. Damned if I can find it now, but, it was mind-boggling.

LeBron has had one bad game this playoffs, and his team barely lost that game that featured a crazy bouncing buzzer beater and Marcus Smart doing something that he will never, ever, ever, ever do again in an NBA game.

BREAKING: Local Sports Radio Guy Is Dipshit

So, what’s up with the catfish? I saw the first one was thrown on the ice in 2003, but is there any significance?

I would have guessed Washington if they had said team owner. There isn’t a resemblance, but I think it would be fun to needle their PR team from time to time.

you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out