Pretty sure an explosive charge could still be disguised in a smartphone. I saw it on GTA V.

And I find it fairly easy to believe that as soon as the team announced they were changing logos, there would be a massive run on the gear with Chief Wahoo on it.

What rules are being circumvented?

Isn’t it the east-west axis that extends beyond the neutral zone?

You are absolutely pirating when you watch a live stream of a sporting event without paying for the rights to watch it.

Joe Montana if he grew up in Florida.

Bogaerts’ reaction looks like me trying to dance.

FSU helped pay one for Jameis Winston.

Being pissed on is probably preferable to having to eat at that place. Cold, soggy bread that doesn’t hold in place on top of soggy french fries and some vinegar tossed in cabbage. Yum!

one of the NBA’s most amusing beeves

What controversial takes does he have?

Adjusting the purchase price for inflation, Loria is LITERALLY making $1B+ in this deal. I hate this fucking world.

Huge shocker that you can’t understand something. You seem like a pretty intelligent dude.

This is probably the best argument there is that we are living in a computer simulation. Nobody could be this dumb unless intentionally designed this way.

I thought sabermetrics emphasized the strikeout being the worst kind of out. There is zero chance of anything good happening. At least with an out in play, a runner can move up. And with a ball put in play that should be an out, fielders can still screw it up.

Nobody knows that. The article literally says they’re trying to find out where it came from. It could have been his mother’s (or father’s, lol) gun and they don’t want to own up to it because it’s stolen and/or they already are a felon.

“I got it from a friend of a friend” always turns out to be the 100% god-honest truth. Always. That’s why cops always let you off after you tell them the drugs they found on you belong to a friend.

HAPPY did not work for me, but HOPTOIT did.

HAPPY did not work for me, but HOPTOIT did.

Immigration officials announced last week they detained at least 367 individuals in a series of raid operations—nearly one a day—across the country.

If nobody else is speaking up, someone has to take the reins. As their ostensible centerpiece and future, I think he is well-suited for it.