Madison Millsaps

Why does he look like Charlie Kelly huffing paint?

making only $1 a day for the rest of his life.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, did someone deface the giant clothespin statue on the SW corner of City Hall? Or is it something new? I don’t recall a green base, but it’s been a little over a year since I have lived there.

Matt and Becca also compete for men’s and women’s teams, respectively

Underrated part of the post play pandemonium is the ref throwing the penalty flag on Diggs for tossing his helmet. Such a resigned look as he throws a meaningless flag after a once in a lifetime finish.

I like how she equates “retard” with “stupid person.” She should get out and interact with these people she thinks are all stupid. But I am going to go ahead and guess a talking head white lady from New England isn’t your best bet to understand nuance.

“I put the experience in a chest, locked it, dumped it into the ocean and I threw away the key.”

“What’s the big deal?”

Wait wait wait, people can ski uphill? What kind of voodoo is that?

The knot is hideous, as well.

I am an attorney in rural PA and we have been getting calls from our 30+ school district clients about this all week. For fun, I gave the school a call during lunch to talk with Mr. Bates. Apparently this is a directive from the Bossier Parish School District. Bates’ secretary transferred me to their Board president,…

Earth is wildly overrated.

They will be hot enough to melt steel beams.

He should be happy Oddjob isn’t a Bengals fan.

I’m pretty sure it’s more acceptable than calling them a mulatto.

I am going to set aside the fact that it is two men. I want to hear about how you eat a woman’s butthole if not from behind.

Wait, not every NBA team has a D-League team? So if you’re drafted by the Pelicans before 2018-19, are you SOL if you don’t make the NBA roster?

I thought the yo-yo guy was Mark Proksch.