Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.
Respectfully disagree. The whole point of texting is that it’s asynchronous—you read a text when it’s a good time to, and you respond to it when it’s a good time to. If you have read receipts on and you’re expecting me to read your text right away and answer it right away, and you think I’m telling you to fuck off if…
Exactly what I came here for.
Do you people not have Family Videos nearby? Family Video is a movie rental chain that is thriving, due to the fact that every children’s movie is free or $1 (I’m talking Disney movies, not just old Barney DVDs.). Their video game selection is current and cheaper than GameFly and wider than Red Box, and they have…
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Detroit fans have a long tradition of throwing an octopus on the ice (8 legs correspond to the 8 wins that it used to take to win the Stanley Cup). In the first decade of Nashville’s hockey team, many of its most dedicated fans were what were called “PredWings” - transplanted Michiganders, mostly workers at the nearby…
Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby
I feel like the ref running over and exceedingly politely asking the man to stop trying to pound the other guy into the ground is a metaphor for Australia’s change from a British settlement to independent nation.
However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.
Of course Thomas doubts this story.
To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.
Please tell me Scaramucci purchases his movie tickets with Fandango.
And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.
This is so bad in so many ways, I think it is performance art.
Colon No Match for Anal Power
That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.
Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed
I consider cannabis to be a far superior shower enhancer. Just take a couple tokes then turn the water on nice and hot. I dare you to not enjoy that shower.