We either need to get you to a urologist or an anatomy teacher, possibly both.

Words are hard!

Isn’t this the deal with all new fashion though? All the runway stuff I see looks absolutely ridiculous and I wonder who would ever wear it. It’s why I maintain Zoolander was a documentary AND a comedy. A docucomedy.

And you can probably guess which way the people brutalizing citizens and those who endorse it lean. But that might be generous.

The previous story said the gag order was on all potential witnesses. This one says it only applies to witnesses testifying against Nassar. If the gag order only silences one side, it will absolutely be tossed.

I kind of get her reasoning here. Administrations and their associates have to appear united in order to garner any respect. This administration is doing a terrible job of it.

My college was around 40% St. Louis people, so it has been extremely entertaining to be on Facebook today. So many people are just now embarrassed/disappointed by their city. The best comment was someone bemoaning the raising of taxes but not giving it to the stadium developers, because he knows the city government is…

Don’t forget your star player’s inability to handle a routine double-play ball!

Jose Bautista, a veritable star who would add some needed defensive prowess to the outfield

I don’t understand the Dems allowing the 3+ year moratorium in the deal “to allow federal litigation to play out.” The results of federal litigation (in NC’s Circuit or the Supreme Court) could make any local ordinances unconstitutional.  

The only blue collars he singled out were truckers, not “anyone with a blue collar job.” 

“That shouldn’t be the determination as to why you make a phone call. You don’t make a call because someone is a certain ethnicity or religion or from a certain area of the world. The reason to make the call is that you’re suspicious of some activity that person is doing.”

to win their first World Baseball Classic title in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

I think we found a Michigan ticket holder.

“Her boyfriend did the penetration on her,” said Ken Melvoin-Berg, who narrated what was happening for the class. He operates the “Weird Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour.”

What is up with that deep “U” on the singlet?

That was a weak snow angel. Didn’t even get the legs moving. Or have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

He did not cause $2900 worth of damage. Her car was already fucked up from her backing into a tree when she was drunk after she let two football players double-team her.

There is a 100% chance each of these dudes jacks off to their fighting character

I am curious where the quotes from Ben Lerer at the meeting came from. Passed on by someone in the meeting?