gildedsplinters
gildedsplinters
gildedsplinters

Holy Crap Yes! I can’t stand passing the same moron multiple times, especially when they speed as you try to pass and then they slow down right after they cut you off.

That or constantly ride the pedal. Seen a few people driving at highway speed brake lights on but no change in the speed their traveling.

Came here to say this. Compulsive fucking brakers. The worst.

Good call. Those people who constantly touch their brakes. For absolutely no reason. Again and again.

As a Florida native, I must protest everyone in this thread. The worst drivers in the US clearly live in Florida. :]

Somewhat related, people who ride their brakes/illuminate their brake lights without actually slowing down. It’s especially infuriating to be behind a driver who does this several times a minute. If I can find an escape, I’ll take it every time rather than suffer behind them for a second longer than I have to.

People who brake on the highway.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck

Jerky steering inputs always prompts me to keep my distance.

trump is a fucking shitbird grifter. fuck him and everyone who voted for him.

the giant shipworm feeds of noxious gasses produced in the mud, and like other brands of shipworm, it recruits bacteria to seek out nourishment.

That’s nice, but I’m still waiting for my Enchanted Tiki Room movie. They should put the Rock in that one, too, obviously.

Let’s be real, we already know Stallone is playing a time-displaced Tango, because Guardians 2 is secretly a soft reboot of the Tango and Cash cinematic universe. Why else would both Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone be in it? THINK PEOPLE!

So is Dune a Tremors spinoff?

I like the idea that Vader had this cartoon character style closet just loaded with the same outfit over and over again.

I want a bumper sticker that says “the closer you get the slower I go.”

can’t have that so I will give you some of this

Sexy Aunt May? Sexy Aunt May.