I love Curacao! In my visits, I’ve had plenty of pastechi and karni stoba, and went for rijsttafel as well. Keshi yena is a new one to me though! I feel like I’ve missed something. Maybe it’s because I spend most of my time in Westpunt and not in Willemstad? Oh well, I’ll just mark it down as another reason to make…

Exactly what I came here to say. 

She definitely did something wrong.  We get the TJs nuggets all the time and love them specifically because they cook up (in the oven) crispier than the other guys’.

The only explanation for this post is that Marnie is in the pocket of Big Palmer.

Whenever someone says “sex on the beach,” all I can think is:

Allison nailed it with the glaring exception of a Sazerac. Seriously, if you swapped that in for Mimosa, her list would be exactly what we regularly make at home (plus the occasional gin martini). Good on John for the Pimm’s Cup, hard to beat a cold one of those on a hot New Orleans day.

2 pack of 2 gallons of milk? Never seen that. Our Costco sells milk in regular gallon jugs and with 2 kids, we go through about 2 gallons a week. The savings on the milk vs grocery store prices alone pays for more than the Costco membership.  And eggs?  2 dozen eggs is not that crazy, and they keep virtually forever…

No shrimp cocktail; the ocean called and they’re running out of shrimp....

FAQs! What q’s can’t they a?

Dang, that sounds like a tasty sandwich.

I like lima beans but I can totally understand that comparison. Hilarious!

I think the only thing that might qualify for me is raspberries. I like the way they taste well enough but when the seeds get caught in my molars, chewing becomes a bit of a nails-on-the-chalkboard experience. Not enough to dissuade me from eating them though!

He’s not happy, he’s screaming WHYYYYYY to the heavens as she whispers in his ear that she’s divorcing him and taking everything, including the Twingo.

Add in the additional profanities for not having change for the FUCKING CASH ONLY tolls on the Florida Turnpike, and that’s every trip to Disney World I’ve ever taken my family on.

I had an unopened block of Velveeta confiscated at Tampa. It was probably for my own good.

Wait, is the usb port thing a common issue? Because my iPhone only loads CarPlay like 75% of the time when I plug it in in my 2017 santa fe. I always figured I didn’t have the lightning plug all the way in the phone or something because I was distracted while yelling at my kids.

My neighbor has a CTS-V. He smokes like a chimney in it, leaves its windows down in the rain, parks it on his lawn, his half a dozen kids use it like a playground when parked - climbing all over seats and doing god knows what else in it. We’ve had a fair bit of street flooding here in New Orleans lately, I’m sure it’s…

ya got me!

Didn’t say it was a good joke!

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...